23 April 2004
Ask me about my vow of silence
Somebody planted this sign complete with a color scheme redolent of Valentine's Day in the grass adjoining a prodigiously busy intersection:
Are you single? Free info: 405-607-xxxx.
I'm pretty sure I'm single; I have a copy of my divorce decree. How much additional info do I need?
(And it damned sure wasn't free, either.)Posted at 6:07 PM to Table for One