The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

26 April 2004

Headline of the year

Okay, the calendar still says April, but it's gonna be hard to top this one.

A clerk in the Brooklyn Family Court claims he suffered herniated discs in his back after a courthouse toilet shattered under him.

The New York Post reports: Hurt in Line of Doody.

No, there's no chance the person who wrote that headline will be canned.

Posted at 11:33 AM to Dyssynergy


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Thank you so much for this great honor, Charles. I'm just trying to uphold journalism's time-honored American Standard.

Posted by: Dawn Eden at 7:24 PM on 26 April 2004

LOL!

Posted by: McGehee at 8:50 AM on 27 April 2004