The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

27 April 2004

Thinking inside the box

From Quibbles 'n Bits, the true physics of John Kerry:

It's the Schroedinger's Candidate. He's an undefined state. You don't know where he stands until you put him in office.

He is subject to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle as well — you can either know his momentum or his position. As a candidate, he is trying to gain momentum in his Presidential bid. Therefore, we cannot know his position on anything.

And you change it by trying to measure it.

As good a description as you're likely to hear this year, I'd say.

Posted at 3:18 PM to Political Science Fiction