The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

3 May 2004

My bags are packed, I'm ready to go

"Even if you're not single," says Men's Journal (June '04), "it's nice to be in a place with some eye candy." Accordingly, they recommend the following communities:

  1. Athens, GA
  2. Santa Barbara, CA
  3. Columbia, MO
  4. Gainesville, FL
  5. Charlottesville, VA

To explain:

These are the cities with the best female populations, as measured by the male-to-female ratio, the average female body mass index, the percentage of college grads, and percentage between the ages of 18 and 40.

That's what they said: "best female populations."

I have always assumed that my own criteria were dubious, arbitrary, and generally shameful, and no doubt they are, but I cringe at the thought that there are guys far more shallow than I.

Especially if they have dates.

Posted at 8:38 PM to Table for One

Note also that Athens, GA. is noted for the doing of it doggie style.

Posted by: triticale at 8:45 PM on 3 May 2004

Don't you mean 'Dawggie style?

Posted by: McGehee at 8:58 PM on 3 May 2004