The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

17 May 2004

Gonna party like it's 1899

Traditional and Biblical names seem to be the norm these days in Oklahoma; four hundred boys born last year were named Jacob, with Ethan, Michael, Joshua and Caleb rounding out the Top Five.

Meanwhile, 388 girls were named Emily; Madison (can we blame this on Daryl Hannah?) was second, followed by Emma, Hannah and Abigail.

Considering this is the state that produced builder Never Fail, cardiologist Safety First, MD, and one-time Attorney General Larry Derryberry, I'm surprised at the conventional sounds that some of these names seem to make.

Then again, my daughter, born here in the Okay City, came this close to being named Penelope Layne. I'm sure she's grateful for the change of heart.

Posted at 3:30 PM to Soonerland

Yet even with the name she did get, I'm sure she's in your ears and in your eyes. Among other bodily organs.

Posted by: McGehee at 4:33 PM on 17 May 2004

I'm sure it's me since I just woke up...but...


Posted by: Vickie at 5:13 AM on 18 May 2004

Round off "Penelope" to "Penny" and cue McCartney.

Posted by: CGHill at 10:14 PM on 19 May 2004