The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

19 May 2004

Seize the, um, day

I had totally forgotten that May was National Masturbation Month.

Not that I have time to participate. I'm horribly overworked at the shop, as is the case every May, and it takes every last bit of energy I have to squeeze out the occasional blog entry or two.

In fact, apart from Palm Sunday...er, never mind.

Posted at 10:00 PM to Table for One


Masturbation Month!?!?

Well, can you beat that ?

Posted by: paulsmos at 6:57 AM on 20 May 2004

Eww,,

Posted by: Dan at 9:43 AM on 20 May 2004

Give that man a hand.

Posted by: CGHill at 10:09 AM on 20 May 2004

One of my co-workers was caught singing to his palm today -- "Lady" by Styx.

We're not sure if he was kidding or not.

Posted by: David at 9:08 PM on 20 May 2004

So are we to expect a reduced birth rate next February?

Posted by: McGehee at 7:38 AM on 21 May 2004