The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 May 2004

Unofficial celibacy timeline

Note: I reprint this only as a public service; I am not able to corroborate any individual entry personally.

1 - 3 days: Romantic Glow
4 - 30 days: Dull Ache
31 - 90 days: Depressed and Sad
91 - 180 days: Frightened and Angry
181 - 225 days: Forget About Sex
226 - 365 days: Remember Sex and Get Desperate
366 - 666 days: Flirt with Pretty Chicks
667 - 800 days: Flirt with Ugly Chicks
801 - 990 days: Prepare for Self-Castration
991 - 999 days: Divorce Wife
1000 days +: Point of No Return

Courtesy of gratiot.pitas.com (18 May '04, 10:14 pm).

Posted at 8:55 PM to Table for One


There's an obvious question, and it's equally obvious I'm not going to be the one to ask it.

Posted by: McGehee at 9:24 PM on 24 May 2004

My divorce was seventeen years ago, if that's a clue.

Posted by: CGHill at 9:34 PM on 24 May 2004

Obviously my question wasn't as obvious as I thought it was. Had to do with definitions.

Posted by: McGehee at 7:12 AM on 25 May 2004

Thanks for checking out my entry on being without sex. I think the last entry should be "1000 Days+: Dick Falls Off

Posted by: gratiot at 9:43 PM on 27 May 2004