24 May 2004Unofficial celibacy timelineNote: I reprint this only as a public service; I am not able to corroborate any individual entry personally.
1 - 3 days: Romantic Glow
4 - 30 days: Dull Ache 31 - 90 days: Depressed and Sad 91 - 180 days: Frightened and Angry 181 - 225 days: Forget About Sex 226 - 365 days: Remember Sex and Get Desperate 366 - 666 days: Flirt with Pretty Chicks 667 - 800 days: Flirt with Ugly Chicks 801 - 990 days: Prepare for Self-Castration 991 - 999 days: Divorce Wife 1000 days +: Point of No Return Courtesy of gratiot.pitas.com (18 May '04, 10:14 pm). Posted at 8:55 PM to Table for OneThere's an obvious question, and it's equally obvious I'm not going to be the one to ask it. Posted by: McGehee at 9:24 PM on 24 May 2004My divorce was seventeen years ago, if that's a clue. Obviously my question wasn't as obvious as I thought it was. Had to do with definitions. Posted by: McGehee at 7:12 AM on 25 May 2004Thanks for checking out my entry on being without sex. I think the last entry should be "1000 Days+: Dick Falls Off Posted by: gratiot at 9:43 PM on 27 May 2004 |