25 May 2004
Blue hair day
To the somnolent old coot in the faded grey Buick:
Fifty-four in a 60 zone does not confer upon you any moral superiority.
Enjoy your membership in the Anti-Destination League.
Posted at 7:03 PM to Driver's Seat
...and honking and flipping off the old fart because you want to drive like a *maniac doesn't give you any moral superiority, either..
Terkish Payne, *as defined by George Carlin.
I gave the miscreant no signal, audio or, um, digital. And she disappeared quickly enough once her exit came up. But those three miles in between sheesh.
Well, as the second slowest driver in the known universe*, all I know is, I really appreciate the protection from UV my rear bumper gets because of the shade from the car following me. Another thing that I love is the guy behind me telling me to take that right turn on red.. NOW.. Ok, chum, guess what? My option. Option. Not requirement. Keep blowing that horn and I might suddenly develop engine trouble and have to pop my hood. :)
Terkish Payne, *thought I was the slowest, but I get caught behind that other person sometimes.