The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

25 May 2004

Blue hair day

To the somnolent old coot in the faded grey Buick:

Fifty-four in a 60 zone does not confer upon you any moral superiority.

Enjoy your membership in the Anti-Destination League.

Posted at 7:03 PM to Driver's Seat

...and honking and flipping off the old fart because you want to drive like a *maniac doesn't give you any moral superiority, either..

Terkish Payne, *as defined by George Carlin.

Posted by: Terkish Payne at 6:04 AM on 26 May 2004

I gave the miscreant no signal, audio or, um, digital. And she disappeared quickly enough once her exit came up. But those three miles in between — sheesh.

Posted by: CGHill at 7:27 AM on 26 May 2004

Well, as the second slowest driver in the known universe*, all I know is, I really appreciate the protection from UV my rear bumper gets because of the shade from the car following me. Another thing that I love is the guy behind me telling me to take that right turn on red.. NOW.. Ok, chum, guess what? My option. Option. Not requirement. Keep blowing that horn and I might suddenly develop engine trouble and have to pop my hood. :)

Terkish Payne, *thought I was the slowest, but I get caught behind that other person sometimes.

Posted by: Terkish Payne at 11:31 AM on 26 May 2004