The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

13 June 2004

Wagering on the Daily Double

Now that Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are, um, legal, McGehee thinks the demand for unclad photos of them will be diminishing.

I have my doubts. In the mind of the Average Perv, "twins" trumps "underage"; if anything reduces the demand, it will be their desire to separate themselves into individuals — lately, interviewers have been asked not to refer to them as a unit — rather than their long-awaited post-jailbait status.

Still, Mary-Kate seems awfully insubstantial for serious fantasy material these days.

Posted at 5:29 PM to Almost Yogurt

Maybe she's looking to challenge Callista Flockhart for the title of Anorexic Sex Symbol.

Posted by: McGehee at 5:38 PM on 13 June 2004

..Wonder twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are legal adults. The girls will be able to vote and buy cigarettes."

Now I can sleep.

Posted by: Vickie at 9:18 PM on 13 June 2004