The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

14 June 2004

Re-Make/Re-Mangle

Who could do a convincing version of Queen's "We Are the Champions"?

DragonAttack makes a persuasive case for Ann Wilson or Bruce Dickinson.

But mostly, it should be someone other than William Hung:

[I]f William Hung is going to remain famous, he should stick to songs from the Desmond Child school. Then he will just be slaughtering formulaic claptrap, and that will keep the gag gift crowd happy without destroying any classics in the process.

Desmond Child, be it noted, cowrote "She Bangs," which was Hung's first, um, hit.

I expect a Mrs. Miller revival any day now.

Posted at 8:10 AM to Tongue and Groove


Will Success Spoil William Hung?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at 4:06 PM on 14 June 2004