18 June 2004
No Olsens involved
"If you don't do something insane once in a while," I have always maintained, "you'll go crazy."
With this in mind, the following scenario may be coming soon to a chat room near you, or at least near me:
Rude Interloper: yea i bet ur just like all the others
Me [interrupting]: You're in no position to make any judgment calls about either of these women.
R.I.: is that so and how do u know did u go out with 1?
Me: With both of them, in fact.
Me: Simultaneously, yet.
R.I.: no way there only half ur age
Me: Not yet, they're not.
(Note: This is not an actual chat transcript. If this had been an actual chat transcript, you would have long since abandoned this site and gone to read Fark or something.)