But surely there must be someone

Don't count on it. (And don't call me Shirley.)

Of course, I never once envisioned that eight years of cluttering up the Web, as I have, would fill even one of the empty lines on my dance card, but on the other hand, what else is there?

Well, there's this.

(Via Washington Interns Gone Bad: The Blog)

Posted at 6:44 PM to Table for One