The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

26 August 2004

Drowning in a sea of Super Soakers

Rhode Island Attorney General Patrick Lynch wants your guns. His Gallagher-esque Bash-O-Matic device quickly reduces those pesky firearms to a heap of rubble, thereby contributing substantially to the level of public safety in the Teensy State With The Incredibly Long Name.

Um, what's that? Lynch is collecting toy guns?

Tragic accidents happen because children and adults alike find it hard to distinguish a toy gun from a real gun.

Only if they have no experience with guns at all, which of course Lynch thinks would be really keen.

(Via Interested-Participant)

Posted at 8:54 PM to Wastes of Oxygen