The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

14 September 2004


John Cole reports that the following look better, or at least as good, on high-definition television:

  1. Natalie Portman
  2. Heather Locklear
  3. Jennifer Garner
  4. Beyoncé Knowles
  5. All female cast members of NBC's Las Vegas
  6. Nature, in particular oceanography
  7. All sports

The following, however, are not improved:

All people who are not Natalie Portman, Heather Locklear, Jennifer Garner, or Beyoncé Knowles.

It is, of course, reassuring to know that John Cole has his priorities in order, but this isn't, at least to me, a compelling reason to spend the extra bucks for HDTV.


Posted at 5:56 PM to Almost Yogurt