The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

23 September 2004

If you blink, you miss it

Courtesy of Always Victoria, some indications you might be from a small town:

  • Third Street is on the edge of town.

  • You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.

  • Running from the cops consists of hiding in the cornfield.

  • Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.

  • The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.

  • So is the closest mall.

  • Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.

And, of course, many, many more.

Posted at 10:08 AM to Almost Yogurt