If you blink, you miss it

Courtesy of Always Victoria, some indications you might be from a small town:

• Third Street is on the edge of town.

• You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.

• Running from the cops consists of hiding in the cornfield.

• Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.

• The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.

• So is the closest mall.

• Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.
  

And, of course, many, many more.