24 September 2004
They said so
"Who says so?"
"You know. They say so."
"And who are They?"
[We pause here to allow surly grammarians to pop a Xanax.]
"They" is the Missouri inventor formerly known as Andrew Wilson, who last week was granted permission by a circuit judge to change his name to simply "They."
They is 43, lives near Branson, and holds more than a dozen patents; They's latest product is Shades Eyewear, sunglasses with an integral visor, which should make They a lot of money.