The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

6 October 2004

Wanted: leadfoot, size 7B

Well, they're not that specific, but Easy Street Motorsports is looking for a female driver for their ESX Subaru WRX STi on the 2005 race circuit. Salary is $40k, augmented by the usual sponsorship money, plus a full scholarship to Frank Hawley's NHRA Drag Racing School.

Qualifications?

Must be a female in good health and possess a valid U.S. driver's license.

Experience is not required, but it can be helpful when you have to pilot over 1000 hp of all-wheel drive, ground-pounding, thunder!!

Um, yeah.

(Via Jalopnik)

Posted at 10:52 AM to Driver's Seat


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"Hello? Yes, this is Easy Street Motorsports. You want to apply for the job riding the pounding thunder? Well, that's great. What's your name? ... Paris Hilton...? Um, it's not that kind of pounding thunder..."

Posted by: McGehee at 3:15 PM on 6 October 2004

*waves hand wildly in the air*

(does possession of at least 12 speeding tickets in 20 years work for me or against me?)

Posted by: Vickie at 4:00 PM on 6 October 2004

Well, considering the last few were presumably gotten with a mere 170 hp, I'd think that you could do wonders with six times the ponies under your right foot.

Posted by: CGHill at 6:30 PM on 6 October 2004

If only I were a few years younger.

Posted by: rita at 10:52 AM on 7 October 2004