The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

18 October 2004

It's my party and I'll **** if I want to

The Top 10 reasons why Republicans are more satisfied with their sex lives than Democrats:

10. Two words: James Carville

  9. With Bill Clinton sidelined, total Democratic sex is off 62.7 percent

  8. GOP doesn't require Certificate of Gender Equality in advance

  7. Democrats are in a hurry, while Republicans have DeLay

  6. John Kerry said No before he said Yes

  5. Democrats favor targeted cuts, if you know what I mean

  4. "Honey, maybe if you tried a little affirmative action...."

  3. Democrats classify wet spots as EPA Superfund sites

  2. Walter Mondale in leather? Oh, hell, no

  1. You can't spell "Republican" without "pubic"

Posted at 1:45 PM to Dyssynergy


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Isn't the size of the trunk impressive?

Posted by: Joe at 3:49 PM on 19 October 2004

According to that survey, Republicans are more likely to be men. So... that just might have something to do with it.

Posted by: aldahlia at 7:25 PM on 19 October 2004

Republicans are more likely to be real men.

Posted by: McGehee at 10:56 PM on 19 October 2004

I'm a registered Democrat. Obviously I'm screwed, and not in a good way either.

Posted by: CGHill at 6:34 AM on 20 October 2004

So dies the myth of the metrosexual.

Posted by: Metrosexual Mythology at 5:38 PM on 20 October 2004