The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

20 October 2004

Cue the sausage man

Musings of a Fat Kid presents Jimmy Dean updated. I'll just give you the first verse:

Every mornin' on the Hill you could see him arrive,
Standing six-foot-four, weighing one-twenty-five,
Kinda scrawny at the shoulders and lacking a spine
And when he spoke at all, it was mainly to whine.
Big John....

Sing the whole thing.

Posted at 7:58 PM to Political Science Fiction