The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

29 October 2004

Run, Spot, run!

Just when I thought I'd seen everything, I see this: those wonderful folks at Planned Parenthood telling your kids — my kids would simply laugh, but then they're grumpy and cynical like their old man — that not only is it okay to be attracted to someone of the same sex, but we shouldn't overlook the erotic potential of livestock.

If you've been looking for a reason to avoid contributing to this organization (apart from the Federal dollars, which of course were yours to begin with, that it somehow absorbs on a regular basis), this stuff is the best you'll see all year.

Posted at 7:28 AM to Life and/or Death

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...has now officially jumped the shark. There is something wrong with that. Hat tip: Dustbury....[read more]

Bah, not nearly as good as Birth 'Roids. Can't get pregnant? It's cause those eggs are just too good a shot.

w00t? d00dz! You're sperm so need to circle-strafe if they want to get near my egg! Don't bother if your sperm ain't '1337 :P~

GTA: San Andreas or Birth 'Roids -- tough choice, eh? Will there be an Xbox version of Birth 'Roids, and will it have custom soundtracks? Gamers everywhere wonna know...

I do have to wonder about their suggested 'other' use for petting zoos... Maybe they were targeting Oz?

Hey, I've been listening to Kiwis, so sue me...


Posted by: Myria at 2:03 PM on 29 October 2004

Those Teenwire cartoons look like they would fit in the category of child abuse or molestation if presented in a different manner. Imagine some 50-ish, greasy character inviting the neighborhood children into his 'playroom' to watch some cartoons?

Teenwire also confirms (again) what I've always known and that is there is a concerted effort by the homosexual community to recruit children.

It's pretty sick stuff.

Posted by: Interested-Participant at 2:27 AM on 31 October 2004