The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

18 November 2004

Perfunctory coverage

So I'm reading up (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it) on anchor Sharon Reed of WOIO-TV in Cleveland, who doffed her duds for one of Spencer Tunick's, um, live exhibits, and what occurs to me first isn't "Wow, a babe" or "Surely this isn't La Shawn's kid sister" or anything like that.

Instead, I thought back to the first of the year, when the Catherine Bosley story broke, remembered that she had been an anchor in Youngstown, and wondered: Just what is it in northeast Ohio that seems to make women want to take their clothes off? And is the Repository hiring?

Posted at 8:36 PM to Birthday Suitable


As I hail from Northeast Ohio..

I think it's a lake-effect thing.

Maybe.

Posted by: Vickie at 8:57 PM on 18 November 2004

Sounds kinda Erie.

Posted by: CGHill at 9:00 PM on 18 November 2004

::groan::

Posted by: unimpressed at 9:50 PM on 18 November 2004

You think you're so Superior with those comebacks.

Posted by: Vickie at 4:57 AM on 19 November 2004

And I can just tell Huron to something, too, trying to use up the remaining two names.

Posted by: Vickie at 6:00 AM on 19 November 2004

Neither of them works particularly well, unless I wanted to invoke Chubby Checker's call: "Let's Michigan, like we did last summer."

Ontario, alas, will remain the cry of the dyslexic fox hunter.

Posted by: CGHill at 6:32 AM on 19 November 2004