Monday, Monday

Can't trust that day, as I have next to nothing to say. In the interim, here's some of the stuff you should have read already:

• If you've ever wanted to see Condi Rice or Ann Coulter on a calendar, now's your chance.

• I just like the sound of this: Drumthwacket.

• Donna has a Bacon number. (Update: It's 3.)

• Unpaid bloggers of the world, unite!

• Is anybody really going to relocate from New York to Topeka because of economic freedom considerations?

• Apparently there is good botulinum toxin, and there is bad botulinum toxin.

• It's 10 am. Do you know where your school bus is?
  

Back later.