The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

9 December 2004

In case Dubya bugs you

In the town of Enterprise, Alabama, there is a monument to the boll weevil, a creature generally negatively viewed and usually characterized as destructive, which forced farmers in the Heart of Dixie to abandon their single-minded devotion to King Cotton, thereby ensuring their future.

And you know, what worked in the South might work just as well on the east side of New York City:

A statue of Oliver Cromwell, sword and Bible in hand, stands outside the Houses of Parliament in London. If the United Nations survives for another decade or so, it would be fitting for the organization to dedicate a statue of George W. Bush at its headquarters on Second Avenue, in tribute to the man who saved it from itself by offering it a final opportunity to get serious.

No, really:

Had President Bush not held the Security Council to the requirements of its own resolutions on Iraq, the U.N.'s credibility as the principal forum for collective security would have collapsed. This U.S. effort to resuscitate the U.N. came against the background of the U.N.'s steep decline in the '90s. The [High-level Panel on Threats, Challenges and Changes] is refreshingly blunt about this. The reason the U.N. has not been effective in collective security, the panel admits, "has simply been an unwillingness to get serious about preventing deadly violence."

I wish I'd thought of that.

Posted at 9:36 AM to Political Science Fiction


Not just in Alabama. There's a college in southern Arkansas (U of A at Monticello I think)that has the boll weevil as its mascot. I think I still have the cup I bought at a high school state district basketball tournament years ago.

The Fighting Bollweevils just cracked me up.

Posted by: rita at 7:24 PM on 9 December 2004