The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 December 2004

Things to do when you're off the Net

My Web surfing is obviously off 80 or 90 percent, so I had to fill the time in other ways, preferably indoors, what with the temperature still below freezing outside.

One task that came up was replacing my shower curtain, which is trickier than you think, inasmuch as the standard 70-by-70 inch curtain is about a third too small for my purposes: not that I have this incredibly large tub or anything, but instead of a single horizontal bar, it has a semicircular ring which goes around one side and the back. Places like Bed Bath and Beyond, informed of this necessity, look at me as though I'd requested a replica of the Taj Mahal made out of cream cheese. To the rescue: Clawfoot Supply in northern Kentucky, which vends a 70-by-108 curtain that requires eighteen, rather than twelve hanging rings. Perfect, and at $39 not horribly overpriced.

Evil, wicked MP3s occasionally cross my path (please note: I have never had any file-sharing software installed), and inevitably some of them are better done than others. I had happened upon a nice needle-drop of the Honey Cone's last big hit, "One Monkey Don't Stop No Show" (Hot Wax 7110, late '71), and while it was decently clean, at about the 1:40 point the stylus had been thrown back six or seven revolutions, repeating a small section. I got it into my head that I can fix this, and after squeezing things down to the thousandth-of-a-second level, I came up with a decent, if probably not commercial-quality, re-edit — and a distinctly sweaty forehead from trying to fixate on the same notes, and the same fractions of notes, over and over again.

And there's always food, aided and abetted by Wampy's Certified Edible Fruitcake (Reg. U.S. Pat. Off.) and an unexpected box of goodies from Dan and Angi Lovejoy, who dropped by briefly to say hi. It will take a while to finish these off; the days when I could polish off a whole box of vanilla wafers at a single sitting are gone forever, and it's probably just as well.

Posted at 5:23 PM to General Disinterest


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Charles. And thanks for running one of the most consistently interesting blogs in the 'sphere. Your Taj Mahal replica made from cream cheese will be winging its way to you in a trice...just as soon as I figure out how to wrap it.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at 5:36 AM on 25 December 2004

Most of the cream cheese I've seen, even outside Philadelphia, has been wrapped in foil.

Posted by: CGHill at 2:36 PM on 25 December 2004