The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

20 January 2005

Waisted days and waisted nights

LilRed admits to being miffed:

My control top pantyhose are not controlling my top.

If I understand the concept of "control top," it's technically not her top that's out of control.

(Of course, with my luck, by posting this I'll have totally alienated a woman with legs to die for and I'll spend the rest of my life trying to grow hair so I can tear it out.)

Posted at 7:27 AM to Dyssynergy


Ahhh ... thanks for trying to empathize, Mr. Hill. But you are correct in the assumption that the problem area is not my legs. Unfortunately, when I reached the age of 30, I began the slow descent into developing that lovely little belly "pooch" that we women love so. The equivalent to the male "spare tire."

I'm sure a great deal of your female readers can feel my pain.

Again, Ugh.

Posted by: LilRed at 8:22 AM on 20 January 2005

I know from spare tires; I could probably stock Hibdon's or Goodyear for a month. :(

Posted by: CGHill at 9:33 AM on 20 January 2005