20 January 2005
Waisted days and waisted nights
LilRed admits to being miffed:
My control top pantyhose are not controlling my top.
If I understand the concept of "control top," it's technically not her top that's out of control.
(Of course, with my luck, by posting this I'll have totally alienated a woman with legs to die for and I'll spend the rest of my life trying to grow hair so I can tear it out.)
Posted at 7:27 AM to Dyssynergy
Ahhh ... thanks for trying to empathize, Mr. Hill. But you are correct in the assumption that the problem area is not my legs. Unfortunately, when I reached the age of 30, I began the slow descent into developing that lovely little belly "pooch" that we women love so. The equivalent to the male "spare tire."
I'm sure a great deal of your female readers can feel my pain.
I know from spare tires; I could probably stock Hibdon's or Goodyear for a month. :(