The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

10 April 2005

Electile dysfunction

Don Danz isn't much concerned about low voter turnout:

I'm perfectly alright with half the nation or more not regularly voting. This is because I don't believe one should vote if they are not knowledgeable about the issues. Nor should one vote if they have completely screwed up lives. Think about it; imagine someone who has, at every opportunity, made the wrong decision — they are uneducated, unskilled, unemployed/underemployed, gone from one dysfunctional relationship to another and for unknown reasons the first intelligent thing they have ever done is register to vote. Do you really trust that person to make two brilliant decisions in [a] row?

Some people evidently do, as he discovered last week at the polls:

Me:  Hi. (smiling)

Poll Worker 1:  Last name? (smiling)

Me:  Danz...Don Danz. (now with dead serious expression and tone) But, I'm not really him. And, you can't do anything about it because you can't ask for my ID. (I sign my name…or at least my alias for that precinct)

Poll Worker 2:  We don't care. (hands me my ballots)

Poll Worker 3:  The state of Oklahoma doesn't care. (everyone exchanges knowing smiles and small chuckles as it's obvious I'm making a point with which the workers agree)

Me:  (after having voted) Well I'm off to go vote in a few more precincts.

Poll Worker 2:  Good luck.

You'd almost get the feeling from this conversation that the State Election Board had ordered no IDs ever be checked, lest someone be upset by having to prove his vote was, you know, legal.

The Election Board sends out a card, to the address given, with the voter's name, party registration, county, precinct number and location. A person who has this card and doesn't know where he's supposed to vote is, prima facie, probably too stupid to exercise the franchise.

At the very least, every voter should be required to present the card to the election official with the signature book. (If everyone has to, it can't possibly be considered discriminatory no matter what kind of "cultural" bushwah is proffered by the beneficiaries of vote fraud.)

Michael Bates notes:

Oklahoma election officials are justly proud of our optical ballot readers, which gives us the ability to obtain quick and accurate results while still having a paper record of each vote, preserving the option of a manual count. But a ballot reader is like any other computer — Garbage In, Garbage Out — and it can't detect a ballot cast fraudulently. We've had too many close elections that could have been swayed by even a tiny amount of fraud: House District 78 in 2004 was decided by less than 30 votes; the 2002 Governor's race was decided by less than three votes per precinct.

And if we learned anything from 2004, it's that vote fraud is a growth industry.

Posted at 9:58 AM to Soonerland

Democracies get just exactly the kind of government they deserve.

Posted by: aldahlia at 3:13 PM on 11 April 2005

Your blog shows "TrackBacks if any" but I did not see a link to do a trackback

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