Meanwhile, we get the Lincoln Zephyr

I don't know which of these is the most upsetting:

1. The fact that Ford of Australia has come up with a reincarnation of the Ranchero;

2. The fact that it's called the F6 Tornado, making light of the very Fujita scale that controls our springs and falls here in the Wind Zone;

3. The fact that they're not going to bring any of them over here.
   

(Via Jalopnik.)