6 May 2005
A chap on one of the message boards I read describes himself as a "card-carrying nudist."
Nothing wrong with that, but I really don't want to know where he carries the card.
Posted at 6:46 PM to Birthday Suitable
hehe.. That's pretty good...
I'm trying very hard to control my imagination right now....
As a practical matter, there are little storage bags you can hang on a necklace, in which you can stash your car keys (say, if you drove to a clothing-optional beach somewhere), but I'm thinking the upper limit on the size of these things is probably not so high.