The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

31 May 2005

Hilton heads in a new direction

Paris Hilton, airhead though she be, never bothered me that much; she just seems to bumble through life, which is a lot easier to do when you have a famous name, a reasonably nice bod, and a few bazillion dollars in the bank. It probably never occurred to her that her car-washing technique is not so great, and in that notorious sex video, she comes across, so to speak, as more dutiful than deranged.

So I'm not inclined to snipe at her: I wish her well on her impending marriage to a guy named Paris, no matter how narcissistic it sounds, I hope they find themselves a lovely townhouse in Paris — what's one more dim bulb in the City of Lights? — and I hope they have lots of little Parisites together.

Posted at 1:23 PM to Almost Yogurt

Reasonably nice bod?

Let's get those glasses checked.

Posted by: buddyhackett at 2:39 PM on 31 May 2005

Well, there's that "eye of the beholder" stuff, and I think I've beheld plenty. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 4:05 PM on 31 May 2005