The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

9 June 2005

Quote of the week

Chase McInerney, on the newer, svelter Ronald McDonald:

Maybe, just maybe, it's not the responsibility of a burger-joint mascot to dissuade kids from patronizing his boss' restaurants. After all, our hard-working hookers are under no obligation to dispense penicillin.

Okay, it's not precisely the same dynamic, but it sounds good.

Posted at 6:07 PM to QOTW

Um, there was a reason he was wearing that baggy clown suit, and I never had the impression the clown wearing it was fat.

No, not even when it was Willard Scott. But then, some people think Marilyn Monroe was a blimp...

Posted by: McGehee at 10:17 AM on 10 June 2005