9 June 2005Quote of the weekChase McInerney, on the newer, svelter Ronald McDonald:
Maybe, just maybe, it's not the responsibility of a burger-joint mascot to dissuade kids from patronizing his boss' restaurants. After all, our hard-working hookers are under no obligation to dispense penicillin.
Okay, it's not precisely the same dynamic, but it sounds good. Posted at 6:07 PM to QOTWUm, there was a reason he was wearing that baggy clown suit, and I never had the impression the clown wearing it was fat. No, not even when it was Willard Scott. But then, some people think Marilyn Monroe was a blimp... Posted by: McGehee at 10:17 AM on 10 June 2005 |