I noticed that they kept the identity of the offending animal hushed until apprehended. Until such time, they should refer to it as Doe Doe.

OMG. You are EVIL!!! That's gonna be stuck in my head all day!!!

Doe,
a deer
that has no horns.

I know, I'm being pedantic.

Most people sit around trying to think up a title for their posts.

I bet you've waited nearly your entire blog life for a posting that would work for that title.

Actually this was used in an episode of the Simpsons when Homer runs into a statue of a deer while he was driving his car at the LaBrea Tar Pits.

Not that this fact would keep me from wanting to use it as a title, of course.

Just because: here's a low-fi audio clip.