18 June 2005
Needles and pins
First of all, I'm not rich enough. Second of all, I don't have Republican hair or a GOP wardrobe. I can't be a Republican woman: I refuse to wear pantyhose.
I understand most of that just fine, but pantyhose? When did those become a GOP trademark?
Then again, I know some Republican women with extremely nice legs, but, well, it is June, therefore making temperature a factor, and....
Hmmm. I'm going to have to give this a lot more thought, a prospect which bothers me hardly at all.