2 July 2005
And don't be eating that gingerbread man
I am normally not a big fan of Michelangelo Signorile in the celebrated dustup between him and Andrew Sullivan, I tend to take Sullivan's side but sometimes he just nails it, and this is one of those times. In conversation with Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern (R-Oklahoma City):
"There's no sex in [King and King] but what the book does is it encourages the lifestyle of homosexuality, which is against the law here in Oklahoma," Kern claims, "because we passed a state law, a constitutional amendment that says marriage is to be defined between one man and one woman. In this book two men get married and so it is going against the law in Oklahoma."
What about all of the violence in some fairy tales? What about Hansel and Gretel? Little Red Riding Hood ?
"Those stories aren't advocating that kids go out and be violent," she explains even if they are scaring the daylights out of kids "but the homosexual books are telling children to adopt the lifestyle." And how about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? Isn't that one a hotbed of lust and intrigue? After all, I said to Kern, Snow White kisses the Prince, and at one point the Prince isn't even human he's a frog! "The difference there," she responded, "is that that is still in the heterosexual lifestyle."
So Cyrus Futz is off the hook, because his beloved pig was, after all, a female.
I'm not sure which of these is more perplexing: Signorile's goofy attempt at relativism, or Kern's desperate attempts to stay on message.
And anyway, State Question 712 may have outlawed same-sex marriages and comparable civil unions, but inasmuch as they weren't legal in this state to begin with, I'd hardly consider the passage of the measure some sort of watershed event, despite Kern's presumed delight.
It is irresistible to point out here that Kern's predecessor in District 84 was Bill Graves, whose greatest distinctions during his tenure (praise the Lord and pass the term limits) were a bill to mandate copies of the Ten Commandments in public buildings and a declaration that feminism caused breast cancer. I've got to assume that this sort of thing went over well with the residents of the district. (And I've got to admit that one of my criteria for househunting in 2003 was "Not in Bill Graves' district.")
And what the heck is a "lifestyle," anyway, and where can I get one?
(Found at Existential Ramble; one paragraph added since publication.)Posted at 2:27 PM to Soonerland