"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
26 July 2005And some really swingin' physicistsLatest from the ever-clueless People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: Chris Martin of Coldplay has been declared to be the world's sexiest vegetarian. Now technically, this isn't an oxymoron, and I acknowledge the existence of people who qualify for other jarring juxtapositions — there are, for instance, economics babes, sweet and sassy oilfield grunts, even the occasional dreamy psychometrician — but I have to admit to a certain amount of sympathy for Dave's position:
The words "sexy" and "vegetarian" (of any type) are mutually exclusive.
Even though I have, yes, actually known one such. (Poached from Lawren.) Posted at 6:19 AM to Almost YogurtThe whole "veggie" thing just baffles me -- how could someone not enjoy the flavor of a fresh-grilled steak, or an almost-burned burger? On the other hand -- more for me! Posted by: david at 9:21 AM on 26 July 2005If you've grown up in England, land of boiled mutton and boiled roast beef, then I can see why vegetarianism would seem more attractive. Then again, tandoori is boring when it's confined to just vegetables. Like you said, more for me! Posted by: Andrea Harris at 12:57 PM on 26 July 2005Eh. I don't care what you eat. If you're hot, then you're hot. And, the guy *is* attractive. Posted by: aldahlia at 3:09 PM on 26 July 2005I take that back... if you eat babies, then lose major "hot" points. Posted by: aldahlia at 3:15 PM on 26 July 2005I agree with Andrea. Why? Mmmm... tandoori baby... What? Lamb, I meant lamb. Honest. 8| Posted by: Andrea Harris at 8:34 PM on 26 July 2005I'm still trying to see how what you eat relates to sex appeal... oh wait, I see. I'm a vegetarian but I'll still eat that. ;-) seriously though, WTF does eating burgers have to do with anything sexual? Posted by: bruce at 1:06 AM on 29 July 2005 |