The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

8 August 2005

Green grow the Lileks

He's back, he's sort of rested, and he's ready to Explain It All:

In principium era verbum: in the beginning was the word. And the word was go. Or Bang. Doesn't matter; I have never found religion and cosmology to be in conflict, which is why the ID debate is boring. It's like a debate that seeks to prove whether cats or forklifts exist.

Uh — how about both?

HERETIC!

There are fewer stray forklifts, but otherwise I think it's settled.

Posted at 7:18 AM to Immaterial Witness


Of course, the thought of forklifts on my roof attempting to reproduce at 2 am is a rather frightening thought.

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 10:26 AM on 8 August 2005

Can a forklift be trained to use a litterbox? And if so, will it do so more reliably than a cat?

On the other hand, cats are notoriously unhelpful at moving heavy objects.

Posted by: McGehee at 2:58 PM on 8 August 2005

I agree. The ID discussion..::::ZZZZZZ, drool:::::

Posted by: Juliette at 8:08 PM on 8 August 2005