16 August 2005The motorcycle diureticsLemuel Kolkava makes fun of Che Guevara and draws a complaint from the field:
I don't know where you are from, but if you say what you say about Che, probably you don't see the real world, and probably you would never understand why he thought what he thought, and why he lived the way he did. There's a lot to say about him, but what we cannot say is that he was just a murderer. Napoleon was a murderer too, if you think about it, but History knows him because of his intelligence and because he was very smart. Che Guevara must be seen as a man with ideals, who fought for making them real, and as a person who never corrupted himself. I just dare you to think about a person who has or had ideals and is/was peaceful (besides Gandhi and M.L. King).
He gives this the response it deserves:
Oh, there are millions of peaceful persons with ideals who actually make the world a better place: nameless entrepreneurs, capitalists, workers in private companies, or people in charities and even NGOs, but you don't wear them on t-shirts, or read their biographies, for the simple reason, that they don’t kill anyone. They may not be on first name terms with "History" (why the Capital letter "H", I wonder. Have we read too much Hegel, hmm?), but they sure did more good.
Ah, but we see measurable progress. We are ready to admit that Che Guevara was a murderer. But he wasn't just that! Oh yes, he did kill people, but he did so with wit, idealism, a dash of daring-do, and what's more, he did kill with charm! Can you beat that, Napoleon, Stalin, Hitler!? But surely Che's minor excursion into the field of mass murder he was decidedly small-time next to Hitler or Stalin is excused by the way he cared for his people, is it not? Well, actually, no, it is not:
He was put in charge of the Cuban bank, Cuban industrialization, and Cuban land reform. They were all colossal failures, of course, because they all were true to the utopian daydreams of communism, which is to say they didn't work. Indeed, he destroyed the Cuban economy and impoverished the Cuban people.
Oh, and yes, there were concentration camps, just in case you thought this was something introduced to Cuba by those horrid old Americans. Leftists like to point out how they're opposed to all forms of discrimination, and I suppose it's true: some of them, at least, are amazingly undiscriminating. You may find this story amusing - I know I did. Posted by: Jeff Brokaw at 5:20 PM on 17 August 2005 |