The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

18 August 2005

Down a quart or two

Dayna Shields reports that the current oil crunch is due to our failure to check our oil levels:

The problem is purely geographical. The oil is in Alaska, California and Texas, while our dipsticks are located in Washington.

(Found in The Oklahoma Observer, 10 August, which for some reason just got here today.)

Posted at 6:42 PM to Family Joules