Not a duck, but just as lame

Now here's a scary premise, courtesy of New World Man:

Apart from putting Condi's home phone on speed-dial? Let's see:

1. Offer the United Nations $3 billion a year in perpetuity to move to some place like Chad and stay there.

2. Push for legislation — a Constitutional amendment, if necessary — that would require that a minimum of two old laws be scrapped for every new one passed.

3. Find a useful job for the nation's Drug Czar. (How about guarding the borders? God knows not enough of that is getting done.)

4. Appoint Jeff Goldstein to the position of White House Press Secretary.

5. Drive up to Cindy Sheehan and wave.
   

And after all this strenuous work, I'll need a vacation.