Not a duck, but just as lame
Now here's a scary premise, courtesy of New World Man:
By some bizarre set of circumstances, you are the president as of now. Name the first 5 things you'd do.
Apart from putting Condi's home phone on speed-dial? Let's see:
- Offer the United Nations $3 billion a year in perpetuity to move to some place like Chad and stay there.
- Push for legislation a Constitutional amendment, if necessary that would require that a minimum of two old laws be scrapped for every new one passed.
- Find a useful job for the nation's Drug Czar. (How about guarding the borders? God knows not enough of that is getting done.)
- Appoint Jeff Goldstein to the position of White House Press Secretary.
- Drive up to Cindy Sheehan and wave.
And after all this strenuous work, I'll need a vacation.
Posted at 5:46 AM to Screaming Memes