The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

6 September 2005

Not to be confused with the Hokey Pokey

Britney Spears is having a new wedding ring made because, she says:

I want something that's not as pokey-outy. The one I'm getting is a little bit flatter.

And that, presumably, is what it's all about.

Posted at 2:32 PM to Almost Yogurt

The guy who wrote the Hokey Pokey passed away a few years ago. The embalming went as usual, but when the time came to transfer the remains to the coffin, they put his right foot in...

Posted by: triticale at 11:01 AM on 7 September 2005