The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

9 September 2005

Just one of the girls

W — the magazine, not the President — sent me this lovely invitation yesterday:

You are among a very small group of women invited to receive our exclusive W BAG — ABSOLUTELY FREE — along with 12 issues of W for just $1 each.

Two things occur to me:

  1. Were I among a very small group of women right now, I wouldn't have time (and, I hope, the inclination) to type;

  2. Harper's Bazaar must be renting the subscriber list again.

Of course, if I turn down this invitation, I won't be the "first to know where to buy jewelry from the designer who created Madonna's wedding ring," but I think I can survive a trauma of that magnitude.

Posted at 6:19 AM to General Disinterest

I'm also among that very small group! But I am also already a subscriber. I love W-- mainly because I find it silly and enjoy laughing at it.

Posted by: Donna at 8:54 AM on 9 September 2005

If you are feeling otherwise slighted, I'd be honored to forward to you (free of charge, even) the innumerable "make your breasts larger" pill emails I receive (and have no more use for than you do).

Posted by: unimpressed at 12:26 PM on 9 September 2005

This would, um, sort of conflict with other spam I receive.

Posted by: CGHill at 1:16 PM on 9 September 2005

Oh, I get plenty of -those-, as well. They just weren't in the same "vein", if you will, as the other feminine offers you've received.....

Posted by: unimpressed at 1:22 PM on 9 September 2005