The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

9 September 2005

When Brown isn't enough

Scott Lemieux happens upon the announcement of the new top man at FEMA, and his qualifications are just about perfect:

He has been Assistant Manager of the 3rd largest Carl's Jr. in Denton, Official Adjudicator of the Greater Dallas Area's cutest hamster competition, and starting left fielder for the Houston Astros.

Not even Michael Brown himself could make such claims.

Posted at 8:26 PM to Political Science Fiction


Ah, it looks like we've caught them in another lie! There's no Carl's Jr. in Denton!

Posted by: Jeff Lawson at 3:55 AM on 10 September 2005