14 September 2005
An America of my own
If there is more than one America, there's no reason to think, as does seemingly every talking head on television, that the total number is only two: in fact, Joe Sherlock has identified eight.
I don't quite fit into any of Joe's pigeonholes. The pigeons are no doubt grateful. In the meantime, here's the description for my version of America:
Daily driver: Mid-sized, innocuous sedan.
Vehicle color: Beige, with beige interior. (See "innocuous," supra.)
Bumper sticker: None. (Clashes with the beige.)
Drive-time listening: Whatever CD I remembered to throw in before I left.
Today's entrée: To be determined, but yesterday's was an Arby's Super Roast Beef.
Most recent arrest: Not applicable.
Political theater: You're soaking in it.
(Andrea Harris saw this before I did.)Posted at 7:47 AM to Screaming Memes