15 September 2005
8 simple rules for being President
From "Mother Sally" Allen at NewsOK.com:
Rule One: When a catastrophe story is real, do NOT wait for the DVD.
Rule Two: One reporter with a satellite truck is worth more than a thousand "photo ops."
Rule Three: Turning off the bad news does not turn off the bad news.
Rule Four: When everyone around you is right, something is wrong.
Rule Five: A career change from equestrian arts to federal emergency management is like trading one end of the horse for the other.
Rule Six: Natural disasters, terror attacks and divorces all produce the same result somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Rule Seven: Trading Sammy Sosa is not the worst mistake you could ever make.
Rule Eight: In case of rapture, call the Coast Guard!
Fortunately for me, I will never have to deal with Rule Four.Posted at 7:45 AM to Listing to One Side