And push a sofa in front of it
The ineffable Page lists individuals who she'd "like to see slapped senseless and locked in a closet until after the recovery efforts are done":
- Any celebrity with a pulse THAT MEANS YOU SEAN PENN AND OPRAH!!!
- George Bush
- Hillary Clinton
- Jesse Jackson
- John Edwards
- Anyone who works for CNN, Fox News or MSNBC
- Several of my coworkers
- Howard Stern (Not to be unlocked from closet EVER!)
- Ted Kennedy
- Geraldo Rivera (Also not to be unlocked from closet EVER!)
You know, some of those people are already senseless.
Posted at 6:15 AM to Blogorrhea