Oh, you mean during the day. Already got that, thanks.

...which is why you want the sleep medicine, right?

And people wonder why I'm a pharma-Luddite.

Actually, I don't take this stuff myself; I'm guessing at the likely co-pay from good old CFI Care (not its real initials). I do, however, take a generic tranq, which, in its most recent packaging from the local Sav-on, contained an enormous red "Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" label. No shock, Sherlock, I thought, and wondered: "What the hell do they put on actual sleeping pills?"

At least it didn't have this warning:
"may cause exsplosive diarrhea"

That's exactly what you DON'T want in a sleeping medication.

I can't think of any medication I'd want to do that, even laxatives.

Sequeing into Dwayne's comment of how I bought a $4.00 POWER BAR at the gym because I was starving..(that's the only condition I'd ever pay four GD bucks for a power bar)... and as I'm just about to toss the wrapper after taking the last bite, I decide to read all the calorie/fat/carb info and I notice: "THIS PRODUCT, WHEN CONSUMED IN ABUNDANCE, MAY BRING ABOUT EXCESSIVE and PROLONGED DIARRHEA".*

*(One power bar apparently is considered abundant. I speak of that which I know.)

"Dear Manufacturer: This is not the sort of 'Power' I was anticipating."