24 October 2005MILFing itSays Omar, it's Mrs. Michael Douglas:
Catherine Zeta-Jones has thrown down the gauntlet as the current Queen of the MILFs. If you are an aspiring MILF, you'd better prepare to run a race against Mrs. Jones because she has raised the bar for all of MILFdom. The MILF formula, as it were, has changed and it is no longer enough to be a good-looking woman who has shown resilience from having kids. Now you have to shimmy on stage and wear something see-through and then still look glamourous and posh in a phone commercial where you let people know exactly what idiots they are for not having the right cell phone and/or cell phone plan.
So, potential MILFs get to work. Get on those pilates. Take tap lessons. Because Catherine Zeta-Jones is setting the bar pretty high for all MILFkind. As if things weren't difficult enough for American women already. (Disclosure: I have my wireless service through T-Mobile, though I got it before CZJ became their spokesbabe.) (Second disclosure: I decided I didn't like the original title.) It took me too long to figure out what MILF stood for... Posted by: Donna at 2:10 PM on 24 October 2005I am a fan of Mrs....Douglas, or whatever...and am a mother of 2. I need to break into show business and quick, the pilates and yoga, and yolattes are not doing the trick for me......yes being an American Mom over the age of 35 is getting harder. Remember when the Moms on TV looked like Bonnie Franklin ughhhhh..... Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at 3:19 PM on 24 October 2005What a crude post. Posted by: Jennifer at 3:28 PM on 24 October 2005And the price of crude is dropping even as we speak. Posted by: CGHill at 10:27 AM on 25 October 2005 |