The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 October 2005

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There are, reports Aldahlia in this field guide, four standard types of contemporary Nazis:

  1. The Suburban Asshole Fascist

  2. The Redneck Moron That's Full of "White Pride"

  3. The Angry White Skinhead/Neo-Nazi that Attended a Black High School

  4. The Guy that Just Got Out of the Fed

Mary-Kate and Ashley Himmler, apparently, are descended from Type 3.

Posted at 4:16 PM to Listing to One Side

It occurs to me that she's using "the Fed" to describe "Club Fed," not the Federal Reserve System. I mention this simply because the previous post was about "the Fed," which is, in this context, the Federal Reserve System.

As always, it's all about the clarification.

Posted by: CGHill at 4:21 PM on 24 October 2005

I fixed it.

Posted by: aldahlia at 4:29 PM on 24 October 2005

There was another picture of the two that showed them wearing matching t-shirts. They were white with matching yellow smily faces, only with the addition of the hairstyle and mustache of Adolf Hitler.

Posted by: J Bowen at 7:23 PM on 25 October 2005

I caught those somewhere. What's next, a Sanrio-licensed Hello Führer?

Posted by: CGHill at 7:37 PM on 25 October 2005