The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 October 2005

Next, the Penguin vs. C. S. Lewis

I'd link this just for the title: Why the Blessed Virgin Mary Is Better Than Wonder Woman or My Mom Can Beat Up Your Feminist Icon.

But there's more: the top 10 reasons, in fact. I'll just quote #6:

Better Allies.  Do you think St. Joseph, her most chaste spouse, has anything to fear from being one-upped by Steve Trevor or even Superman? Guess again. Once you put in that Mary, as Queen of Heaven, also, can count the apostles, prophets, martyrs, confessors, and the many other saints, Wonder Woman will be hard put to impress me even if she were to marshal all the forces of Themescrya.

Not to mention that if an invisible jet had landed at Lourdes, it would have screwed up the spring something fierce and Bernadette probably wouldn't have seen a thing.

(Via E. M. Zanotti.)

Posted at 6:18 AM to Immaterial Witness

But a lot of folks don't realize that just last month WW broke Maxwell Lord's neck on international TV!!! Murdered him on a live broadcast.

I ain't gonna mess with her.

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 4:55 PM on 28 October 2005

I have commenters on this site I am loath to mess with. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 6:25 PM on 28 October 2005

Are you talking about meeeee?

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 11:49 AM on 29 October 2005