31 October 2005
The herpsichorean muse
New York has a slew of state things that show our legislature in action. New York, for example, has a state muffin (the apple muffin) and a state beverage (milk) and even a state bird (the bluebird), all of which is very wholesome for the tourists but does not fool those of us who live here one damn bit. Everyone here knows that there is no state muffin, only the state bagel, that the state beverage is the manhattan, and that the state bird is the bird (Flippus birdus), a species native to the state highway system and most often seen at intersections throughout the state displaying itself for the edification of people who haven’t figured out for themselves that the No Turn On Red sign means that they shouldn’t come roaring around the corner at seventy miles an hour in a thirty mile an hour zone. But New York has no state reptile, and since New York will not remain behind other states like denial, anxiety, and depression, the state legislature has sprung into action and is now considering the issue.
I assume they've already decided that Chuck Schumer is ineligible.
For the curious, the Oklahoma state reptile is the Collared Lizard or Mountain Boomer, Crotaphytus collaris.Posted at 12:17 PM to Dyssynergy
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Comes to us from the honey-coated keyboard of Dustbury, from which, after contemplation of New York's search for a state reptile, this perfectly logical observation was offered: I assume they've already decided that Chuck Schumer is ineligible. Heh.......[read more]
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The state of New York ("What is, disrepair?") is looking to designate an official state reptile.