The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

2 November 2005

Weapons of ass production

The Texas legislature earlier this year passed something called Proposition 2, which on the face of it appears to be poorly drafted:

This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.

One wonders if said political subdivisions even have to recognize actual marriages.

In an effort to push this proposition, your friends at the Ku Klux Klan are holding a rally in Austin this weekend, and this looks like an appropriate response to the visiting Klux:

What we are planning to do is get into the background of as many media shots as possible so their hate cannot be broadcast on the nightly news. As "turning the other cheek" is a recognized true Christian value, we believe this is a message those Klansters will understand.

So there will be a passel of folks on hand to moon the Klan, an idea with a certain visceral appeal. Unfortunately, this restricts participation to the general area of central Texas — or does it?

Send us your Virtual Moon!

That's right, slap a slogan across your lovely arse and send it to moontheklan at (please edit pic to a reasonable size and send as gif or jpeg attachment).

And do it today, before your work schedule puts you hopelessly behind.

(Suggested by the highly-not-safe-for-work Fleshbot.)

Posted at 11:30 AM to Political Science Fiction

Hey, is this an Ass-fraction calculus Week?

Posted by: Tatyana at 12:25 PM on 2 November 2005

You were expecting something differential?

Posted by: CGHill at 1:01 PM on 2 November 2005

I think the word is integral to your post.

Posted by: Dan at 3:41 PM on 2 November 2005